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Danish Poop Grenade

While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.

Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.

by El Presidente Del Fireclowns November 29, 2009

88πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover RamΓ³n.

by Maxwell September 13, 2004

22πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 17, 2008

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Poop in a Nigga Mouth

Knock him out and shit in his mouth

Ayy poop in a nigga mouth right there

by Poop in a Nigga Mouth Master February 25, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


le big poop

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it

I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."

by cool uncle August 10, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015

59πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž