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Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.
Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.
I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.
When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth
Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too
When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!
i love sucking his dick <3
Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.