T p a y o d

When you're so bored literally at life that you type the search bar "type any word" without every other letter.

School's boring, time to type "t p a y o d"! Let's see what comes up!

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

L. C. T. H. U.

Lets Chill Tonight and Hook Up

Guy: Wanna Play a Game?
Girl: Sure?
Guy: L. C. T. H. U.
Girl: Huh
Guy: Lets Chill Tonight and Hook Up
Girl: Great Pick Up Line Jackass!!!!

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

g-u-n-i-t

G:ghetto
U:united
N:niggers
I:in
T:the hood

Damn these g-units be hatin on me! SHIIT!

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T H I CC

the best streamer viki

Viki likes to play Winston bc he T H I CC

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T H I C C

Basically Thicc, except when you REALLY want to convey your intentions.

Damn, she T H I C C, boi.

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