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national ass grope day

The national holiday on April 12th when it is ok to grope someone's ass.

National ass grope day- national holiday when it is ok to grope some ass

by Americanholidays April 12, 2017

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


National Plan B Day

The day after Valentines Day (Feb 15), in which Planned Parenthood and many pharmacies, experience an acute spike in the sales of the Plan B pill (aka morning after pill) as a method of emergency contraception.

After a wonderful Valentines Day, Claire reluctantly found herself celebrating National Plan B Day with several other girls who were waiting in line at Planned Parenthood.

by Bzx77 February 14, 2011

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


National Send Nudes Day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day! *sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*

by KFlames April 18, 2020

19πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!

Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward

by Daniel ufosos February 6, 2018

64πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


National eat pussy day

National eating pussy day is on august 24, people celebrate by eating girls out

Olive "Jane I'm going to sam's house"

Jane "what are you going to do"

Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"

by National August 18, 2017

21πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Everyday

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"

by Greg Philipeno May 23, 2011

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Shut up with national days

When u shut the fuck up abt national days that ur sorry ass makes when u have no friends, and u post it on ur story telling ur cool

β€œNational grab ass day”
β€œShut the hell up fag bag no one gives a flying fuck abt u”
β€œYa bro ever heard of shut up with national days”

by ShutUpKids April 11, 2019

18πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž