The Olds

A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!

My dad has the olds.

the olds

The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.

My father has a severe case of the olds.

The old coat trick

When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

old koolaid

Past partners or previous boyfriend/girlfriends.

Uh, look at Kaelee snapchatting her old koolaid.

the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para

john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible