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A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO
that girl has a nice butt but it’s not as good as proper cake
When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday
Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday
Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up