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When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.
I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.
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"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"
-Barrack Obama, 1969
"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."
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The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.
I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.
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Dragging a piece of bread in the butter container instead of using a knife like civilized people
Dude, dont ass drag in my butter
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When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.
Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.
Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.
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Ted: *stands up*
Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?
Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.
Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.
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The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.
Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"
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