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the day where a person of a teenage age will meet their soulmate under the mistletoe
hey guess what? today is december fourteenth! you know what that means...
It’s when all girls will not wear makeup for a whole month because some of y’all bitches be looking like the grinch without makeup on and it’s like no but November for boys so it’s perfect timings
Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking
Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December
Kid 1:Oh
National give 10 people a hug day!
Me: Hey! It's 27 december! You know what day it is?
You: No?
Me: It's give 10 people a hug day! *gives a hug
A state where someone is pure and positive, but is bound to become corrupt and evil.
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Term originates from someone who was a nice and positive guy at December, but started to turn to the dark side once he realized the truth.
John : "Yo dude, I'm having a blast with this semester!"
Mike : "You're being December Chaotic dude, you're gonna get shit on once midterms start"
In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck
Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December
She’s gives you head everyday though out all of December
Never get head well just use All head December