A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.
Don't be a douche using the word fag dude
Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.
dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal