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The act of copulating, using Findus. Ross, or other frozen prepagaged food, whilst listening to Phill and Phil's perfect 10 podcast.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as sex weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.
"was the sex good?? there were fish fingers and beans everywhere!"
"i was with that rachael from Norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans"
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First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.
Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.
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when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.
gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
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The ideology of extremists.
When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!
Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.
See also: horseshoe theory
Fish Hook Theory is cancer.
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To take a poop while jerking off. Prior to cumming, stand up, face the toilet bowl and cum on your poop. Thus feeding the brown fish.
It's 3:30, time to go feed the brown fish. The smell is always horrible afterwards.
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something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.
Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!
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when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.
my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.
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