God don't like ugly

When someone commits an action or says something that demonstrates very low, disloyal, jealous, disrespectful, willfully ignorant, and spiteful behavior done specifically to harm someone as much as they can -- without a real reason -- then in some way --- sooner or later --- God will punish you for your deeds!

"Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't make that video about your boss's wife --- God don't like ugly!"

Wow! What you just said is a total lie!" --- "So what!? Let'em prove it! By that time -- it will be too late, anyway! I win. Game over!" --- "Yeah, maybe so --- but remember... God don't like ugly!"

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where is your god now

A common phrase tagged onto an image or web page so terrifyingly weird that it makes you question if god exists. Most often seen associated with the rubber-faced Burger King mascot. Also appears in religious sources (Psalm 42:3, 10; 115:2) and in a famous fictional debate between reason and faith.

Person1: I got some used panties from a vending machine in Japan. They came with a photo of the last person who wore them. And it was a dude.
Person2: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

Originally, this name referred to the Republican Party's nickname of the Grand Old Party. However, in light of the Republican's love for God and billionaires, it should be God's Own Plutocrats. All of their policies seem to favor the extremely rich, religious and white.

The Republican Party is no longer the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, but rather is the GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

Oh My God Jihyo

"Oh My God Jihyo" is an expression used commonly by kpop fanatics (specifically Twice) that uses the expression "Oh My God" but in their fandom which in this expression being the KPop group Twice in this case being their leader Park Jihyo. There are also other expressions like this but in different groups i.e. BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan 방탄소년단) being "Oh My Namjesus" from their leader Kim Namjoon and BlackPink (브라크핀크) being "Oh My Jisoos" from their lead vocalist Kim Jisoo.

"Oh My God Jihyo!!! Twice looks stunning in their new comeback"

Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

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oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

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god damn what a rush

well,it's like an expression someone speaks it when they are amazed at something (explosion/knock-out/big house on fire,etc).
the example will explain better
go to youtube and write god damn what a rush,the video length is 11 seconds.John Travolta says it there

John Travolta says in amazement (when he saw a big nuclear explosion):God damn what a rush.
he was a bad guy and he liked the explosion

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