J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

J A W

J A W is the definition of a noncey male, who likes to give his audience a ‘Nick’. While doing this he also aggravates his peers to the point of not being able to “deal with him”.

Look at J A W over there watching those children

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.

Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule

J Fucked

Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!

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[J]

A J is the classic girl you fall in love with.
J is the first way to call a chick in Italy.
J endeed is an abbreviation of “Troja” which means “bitch”.
Call your girlfriend as J is not an offense because every girl is a J for someone.
J also is the initial of Juventus so your J always wins like Juventus.
So U must be proud to have a J... J is the cutest girl!

Bro1: Ey Man where’s ur J?
Bro2: Idk maybe she’s with the others Js.

J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.

"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."