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joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.

Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.

by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Picky Head Joe

A boy that is the absolute opposite of the boy that you like. It is used as a code name for him. Works best when he is white/mixed with white.

Girl 1: Look what Picky Head Joe just texted me!
Girl 2: That was my 13th reason.

by Smexy Toothpick December 28, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Big Joe and the Twins

A guys dick and his balls.

Sally and her four daughters need to meet up with Big Joe and the Twins.

by Longrod Von Hugedong June 8, 2007

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer of Green Day!
the hottest rocker EVER!!
I LOVE GREEN DAY!!!
also what idiots with no lives would call "billy" joe armstrong

i just saw Billie Joe Armstrong last night at a Green Day concert! and it was AWESOME!!

by RACHEL!!!!!!! September 2, 2005

43πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

A FUCKIN HOTY WITH A BODY! bILLIE joe is..
1. hott
2. Prettier than you
3. Best singer/gutiar man in world
4. nice ass
5. your mom
FUN FACTS: married to Adrienne, whos beautiful, has 2 sons,joey 10 and jakob 7!!! suffers from panic attacks, but who the hell cars..named sexy rock leader in 90's and maybe will be crowned this again we can only hope! I <3 all u guys!!! U ARE AWSUM!!

Tre Cool: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..nobody knows my sorrow...
BJ: One time i had a dream i pissed in my suitcase...
Mike: You mother fuckers catch me!
Me: uh...meow

by MAKEMYDAYBILLIEJOEEE March 3, 2005

53πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Billie Joe Armstrong

Hottest, most talented man to walk the face of the earth. Father to Jacob and Joey Amrstrong. Singer, songwriter and guitarist in green day. Known to go on stage naked when he knows it's going to be a "meh" show. Great on stage and extremely caring person (despite his music where people don't understand the message he's trying to get through.) 38 yrs old but still one of the hottest man alive (or dead). Name is Billie Joe, not just Billie.

Girl: Billie Joe Armstrong is awesome!

Other girl who's a total idiot: Ummmm....who's he?
Girl: Singer of Green day! You're such an idiot!

by Mel Swirls April 20, 2010

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž