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Navy phonetic alphabet code for "Standing by and ready to assist.
In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.
Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.
Jester is Charlie Golf One. State the nature of your emergency
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to have one testicle lower than the other
man my one humg low is at least anotther 3 in. lower than the first
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The people who register on messages boards, post one time, then disappear, never to be seen again.
The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.
A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.
One Post Wonder: Hi! :D
*Leaves*
Member 1: What was that about?
Member 2: I've got no idea.
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A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
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When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!
Hey girl you thought this was gonna turn out to be something its not, all it was, was a one night relationstand
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To fix or handle a situation
Man that Taco Bell is running through me, I'm gonna go to the restroom and smash one out.
I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!
We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!
The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!
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The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.
Did you hit that bitch in the shit?
Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.
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