papa rat

The father of the rat pack. He makes many dad jokes and terrible puns. The sad thing is that he is the real joke. He cares for his rat pack and loves his cats. He sends many memes about his cats on Snapchat, but will most likely leave you on open. Papa Rat loves chocolate. He considers chocolate a food group and will go get some lettuce to snack on, but the lettuce always ends up starting like chocolate. Papa Rat also has an unhealthy obsession with cars. He likes to drive his car and swerve it around while Mama Rat is in the car. Papa Rat loves to have a good time and can be somewhat immature but is also very knowledgeable (especially about science fiction stuff). Everyone loves Papa Rat.

Papa Rat is the coolest rat of them all!

fishy rat

A term I use to make fun of my friend. As a joke of course!

*friend makes fun of me*
Me: I HATE YOU FISHY RAT

pizza rat

A casual and informal way to address a close acquaintance, suitable for all situations.

Taylor Swift: "Hey pizza rat!'
Girl In Red: "Are you referring to me?"
Owenn: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Girl In Red: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Owenn: "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Taylor Swift: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Corinne: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"

Rat stain

A word used to describe someone annoying. Typically a sibling, pet, or someone else close.

Example 1: Wow, you never answer my FaceTime calls anymore, you little rat stain.

Example 2: come on rat stain, it’s time to go outside.

Snag Rat

A person that will fuck with your life without hesitation.

This camper on Call of Duty is such a snag rat...

Rat Munk

Definition: When you put coffee up the anus

Sam: Damn bro I did a rat munk
Dave: Dang really Dowg

Sam: Yea it burned me for a while

Tug rat

A person who is from the ghetto that is commonly known to give out handjobs.

1.Yo that hoe over there is the best tug rat on the block. 2. I sure didn’t get the herp from that tug rat.