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One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
The only female in the Just Dance Mobile Team and the best member on the team (but they don't know it)
JDMT Alex has the best mashups
the hottest man to exist, he can ruin my life and i'll thank him.
Julia: Do you Alex Truner from Arctic Monkeys?
Me: bitch yes, that's my boyfriend
Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
A great scottish manager who makes Manchester United one of the best teams in the world.... till Moyses took his job and ruined the Red Devils for good.
Also, founder of the Fergie Time
'O Alex Ferguson of Scotland, when will we see your like again'
A stupid kid that thinks he can become famous on youtube aka me,he rarely uploads any video he likes to record games of just make short of skits you should definitely subscribe to him
Alex Gxmes ylis probably not gonna be famous
The highest rated offensive lineman in Idaho. An American Football player who started his days of tackle football in 2012 as an 8 year old playing up with middle schoolers.
Alex Coronado is a complete beast
Did you see Alex Coronado just throw that guy to the ground?