old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

Old mofo

Anyone over 25 is a old mofo considered late 20’s

That guy is an old mofo

old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob