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the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?
Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
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A person who is a huge dick on skype client
xSkate is a Skype Dick
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When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass
mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"
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The particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to masturbate or fuck, but cannot perform to completion, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
I was robotripping all day and when I tried to jerk my chicken, I had a case of dex dick!
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The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
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a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.
Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.
B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!
Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!
Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??
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A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
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