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i'd love to see you... and your whispering eye...
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A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.
Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.
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You don't tend to look at people you've rejected fondly.
Those weren't heart eyes he was looking at her with.
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a nickname you call someone that has an eye that is a little bigger then the other one.
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When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.
Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.
After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.
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The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.
Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
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