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Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.
John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."
Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."
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A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.
Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.
That's because he got a glass eye.
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i'd love to see you... and your whispering eye...
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You don't tend to look at people you've rejected fondly.
Those weren't heart eyes he was looking at her with.
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a nickname you call someone that has an eye that is a little bigger then the other one.
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When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.
Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.
After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.
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