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Nothing means anything anymore
I hate this life
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An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.
A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
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utterly cool, also to be a rebel
"man, dylan-keldsen is straight thug life! dudes like a rebel without a cause!"
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So what’s your opinion on high school life?
It’s fucking torcher
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Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.
Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"
Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"
Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
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To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
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One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP
Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME
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