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A play on words to indicate someone over their head. Unware of what to do because of poor qualification. As in "you are doing a heck of a job Browny". Named after Michael D. Brown former under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response who was in charge FEMA when they botched the New Orleans response to hurricane Katrina
George Bush to Michael D. Brown: You're doing a heck of a job Browny
All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.
All jobs matter not just police officer's.
When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.
" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "
The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.
Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'
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What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
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Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.
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