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to ejaculate around breakfast time
i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning
When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.
A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.
"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."
to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .
"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"
He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
1. To cum inside of the vagina in most cases by accident and it’s a strong possibility that you need to buy the female a plan B or other forms of pregnancy guidance.
2. To supersoak a female with your cum
“Damn it was so good last night. She got me out here spilling milk”