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A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.
Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
The poshest place on earth. Philipino Latchyfordy came from here and now look at him. A RIGHT POSH WAN*ER.
ooo you came from pearson park
look at her, from pearson park and all
End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.
If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.
A place where people park their cars for people to steal them
oh that's a parking lot, i better not park there.
A place where people go to film music videos and show off their fancy footwork - sometimes people park their cars there as well. Also a source of constant entertainment and joy for those whose apartments overlook them.
Let's go film this music video in the parking lot
When you spoon with the dick still in.
"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"
A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.
I entered Dogwood Park a fragile little boy, and came out a real man.