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2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.
“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”
The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.
Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.
The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :
when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
No madder what you say love does die if you say otherwise we would live forever
Rule: -2057
A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."
Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"
If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.
Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...
The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)
Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?