Alex

My name.

Person A: Hi Alex!
Me: Hi Person!

Alex

Alex is amazing. Simply refreshing and refrescante.

Alex is listening to "Bacalhau À Portuguesa" by Quim Barreiros

Alex

Emo homosexual is in France likes guste not a very kind individal and really loves dicks as well as balls likes cock and ball torture.

Give me an Alex "Moans loudly".

Alex

Alex is cool

Alex means cool

alex

a massive bell end who lickes to lick ad suck juicy balls. He sucks i so hard he gets an achy jaw.

Alex is gay

Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex

P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her

Alex

A bitch

"Hey, it's that bitch Alex!"