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Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 23, 2020


Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 2, 2020


forrest fire

a large mob of angry idiots with weapons

my friend attracted a forrest fire yesterday by calling the boss an idiot.

by Archer S. October 11, 2017


fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022


fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017


Fire cunt

Max Garrard

Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.

by Junt February 23, 2020


White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023