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The friend thats always there for you when you need him, in times of sadness, happiness, and the guy that will always simp for you. The guy who youve had an affair with on multiple occasions. The guy you will fuck right before your wedding day... The guy that is literally only your friend because you needed to have that third wheel to be happy.
The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.
She really did have that guy best friend until the divorce.
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Person 1: Jacob from math class has to be the hottest guy ever
Person 2: Who’s Jacob from math class? I only know Ian Somerhalder
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When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."
Not to be confused with white boy weird
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A phrase used by Destery Smith in his video Soulja Boy:The Best A Man Can Be?, Used in the beginning of a sentence.
Destery: *yawns* Wowzers my guy, I am craving a huge Penis today...
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a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot
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When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.
Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
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It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
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