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When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do
Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole
When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.
Not as tasty as it sounds.
"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"
When someone has really small nipples.
girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!
when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this
mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice
A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.
Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits
The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.
Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.
Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*