Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

Wet Wet

1. A Fire Ass Song Made By The Rap Prodigy Lil Yiga With his fellow trapper Trap $car
2. A Slang Word For A Vagina Specifically During Sex Or After An Orgasm

" I make The Pussy Wet Wet" or
"Damn Bro Im Boutta Smash That Wet Wet "