The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.
Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.
The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.
Alin's Law:
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
1- Stepgrandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandaunt.
stepgrandaunt-in-law.
If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.
Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.
"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."
The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.
My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.