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Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
the result of eating a flake in the car
damn i have got crotch chocolate
When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.
Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.
Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.
Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
don't stress out buddy
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don't mess up buddy
dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip