eat it

That’s what she said.

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

Eat out

To eat not at home. What did you think it was?

I'm very thirsty and hungry, so ill eat out

Eat out

You see how suggesting that I would have to do that is indicative of the actual problem I'm talking about right? Like, I know you want me to validate some kind of overcoming adversity narrative you had in your head there but you see how you saying that literally means I'm right about them fucking the fact cocks and the fat cocks can just do whatever right?

Hym "You see the problem there right? So if you have a small dick you can eat out or something but if you have a fat cock then what? Fuck all of the women and then I have to have a relationship with them in between pipings? No. Give me my fucking money. You are trying to deny me my every desire for nothing more than I want the thing. I'm not wrong to want money. I'm not wrong to want sex. I'm not letting you take this from me."

you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!