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When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.
"I went at it with this bird last night"
"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"
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Anxiety brought on by increased sex drive during menstruation.
"I can't come into work today, I'm Going Red Kitty!"
What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...
Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah
Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.
A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance
To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."
A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.
B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.
When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.
***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."
Unis: "Why is that?"
Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."
Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
When you have sex with an Italian girl, that happens to be on her period.
“I almost had sex with Theresa last night but once she took the tampon out it was a real Red Pasta Party”