The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)
Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*
"I'm J Cole" for example would equate eating a burger without meat with a cup of water, but without the cup, because you're too humble for a cup and meat. Might as well only drink water with your bare hands.
super cool rapper and diss tracked kendrick and won and is widely renowned as the greatest artist ever
have you heard 7 minute drill by J. Cole? he bodied kendrick's bum ass
The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.
Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.