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The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
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1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.
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When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good
Mmmmm....Thats good
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When you add a little salt around the rim before giving/receiving a rim job, akin to a margarita glass.
Dan was a little dehydrated after giving Matt a Pacific Rim Job, so Matt offered him a glass of Powerade to quench his thirst.
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Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.
Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.
Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
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When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.
Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.
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The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
Is it true you broke up with your GF?
Had to brah, she was a total dump job.
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