Meat Jelly

A abnormal term for the human race.

Hey look at that Meat Jelly over there what a a walking joke he makes of himself.

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breakfast meat

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.

"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"

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Meat Glove

A self powered handjob using someone else's hand

Deacon D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.

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meat and potatoes

If a girl has a very large and appealing ass one may refer to it as meat and potatoes.

"Check out that ass; That's meat and potatoes right there."

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midnight meat train

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

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Coconut Meat Beat

Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!

Coconut Meat Beat

(Howard Saw a white car)

Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!

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slap meat on the grill

It means slapping your dick on somebody’s faces

Aye girl I’m trying to slap meat on the grill

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