Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

milk-in-a-bag

when milk is in a bag. but the bag becomes milky.

there is milk in this bag. therefor we call it, - milk-in-a-bag

virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

Sex milk

The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.

Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?

milk aisle

When people spend time procrastinating instead of doing their work. As their deadline approaches, they steal and cheat (milk) others people’s ideas or work like they are shopping in the milk aisle. For example, googling answers to homework assignments.

Hugo didn’t complete his project for 7th period so he had to milk aisle it.

Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.

"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."