Emo Syndrome

1.)A term used to describe one who is emo. Sympetoms include:
Butt like chin
Horrible hair style
Dresses ugly
Having your water bottle stolen
Haven your door stop taken
Teaching at some horrible school (like ACES)

Yo man Konfala is such a loser he must have emo syndrome!!!!!

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emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

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emo kissing

doesnt exist if it does normally between two guys if not two extremely ugly girls

is tht emo kissing?????????????? no.... he's just ewwwwwww wait nope i cant tell anymore

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new emo

A very broad range of musical genres all clumped together and Called "emo" but actually completely different genres.
Bands like black veil brides or sleeping with sirens or any other generic scene-looking bands are called emo; generic Pop bands like paramore are called emo; generic Pop Punk bands like mcr or fall out boy are called Emo.
Real emo bands are from the early 80s and dont really look like anything. Also see "punk" and "alternative".
Real Emo:
get up kids
jawbox
jawbreaker
jets to brazil
mineral
samiam
smashing pumpkins
sunny day real estate

texas is the reason
moss icon
embrace
rites of spring
hüsker dü

Fake emo/not emo:
pierce the veil
paramore
alesana
sleeping with sirens
blink 182

green day
black veil brides
my chemical romance
chiodos
(Basically any band that shows men with makeup on)

xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx: I love MCR they are so emo
real emo person: no Jawbreaker is emo. Thou shalt go to youtube and look up Jawbreaker - Lawn else you will die.
xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx I have listened to the Jawbreaker king of all bands and t'is delicious. i hate new emo.

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emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

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gangsta emo

When you are so emo, you're no longer gay and you become a gangster.

In the manga Naruto, Pein suffers throughout his life. Instead if wearing all black, cutting himself, and crying, he blows up the Hidden Leaf Village

Dude, I just beacame gangsta emo. My gf left me and I killed that hoe!

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emo kid

Kid = child, teenager, young adult. Or a young goat.
Emo = emotive hardcore.
Emotive hardcore = genre of music.
Emo Kid = listens to emotive hardcore, makes themselves stand out by dressing a certain way, acting a certain way etc.

Just another high school stereotype, like prep, gangster, goth, jock, etc.

Walking down the hallways of a typical American public high school, you'll see a variety of stereotypically-dressed kids - some wear Hollister and Abercrombie, some wear clothes from Hot Topic. An emo kid just gets made fun of more since they're a minority. WHO BLOODY CARES. There are no specific guidelines anybody has to follow to be in a stereotypical group, chances are somebody'll put you in the group immediately anyway! And once you're in, you're WAY in. Your best bet is to be your own person, then they can't label you.

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