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You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.
What you feel when you’re a part of a fandom and you love the most hated character and you’re too ashamed to admit it
I’m too ashamed to even tell my friends I love her after what she did in the last episode, this is really bad love
when someone does something and regret it soon after or alternately when something bad happens to a person and another person says it to express humiliation.
that's a bad doo init
tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:
Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Trying a gloryhole at a restaurant that only sells spicy food
Owwwww ow ow my dick! That was a bad idea
Bad idea is that last joint of the night you know you shouldn’t have
Button said to Goat ‘want a bad idea’? Goat says ‘no that would be a really bad idea’ but smokes it anyway.