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When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
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A challenge for the most ballsy people
Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.
Adjective describing mainly females dressed in posh frocks and heels who teeter around when inebriated acting in anything but a sophisticated manner, despite their apparel.
The girls in ball gowns and high heels were smoking and using lewd language outside the pub and burst out laughing when one of them overbalanced and landed on the pavement, legs in the air in a so-pissed-icated manner
To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you
Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way
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Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.
1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."
DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.
Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.