/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it

Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j

J. to the H.

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. to the H..

J-Strang

A manly man who bangs a lot of women and hosts parties every night.

He is the J-Strang of my school, he gets play everyday.

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

j cashin

the highest form of swagness, the verb form of swag.

Matt: “Hey bro what are you doing?”
Brad: “Nothing much, just j cashin”

jizzy j

jiana venditti

“jiana venditti is so jizzy they call her jizzy j »

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!