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A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
Hey dude, how was Kathy?
She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!
When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!
Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.
When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad