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A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.
A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.
B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.
Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
A moment when a person does something so inexplicably bimbotic is called a keet moment
E.g. She did not know how to spell his name properly even though there was something to refer to. You could say she had a Keet moment.
A moment of complete retardation or generally stupid action or move, typically one of which the perpetrator is unaware of until it is pointed out to them.
"Does Bill KNOW that what he's doing is dumb asf?"
"I don't know man, that's a Holly moment for sure."
Refers to ROBSKABOB's unmatched misogyny.
"Damn, you beat your wife? That's a Robi moment!"
When someone does or says something so astronomically stupid, it makes everyone around them question their mental state
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who put his headset mic so far down his throat that he threw up?
Person 2: Yeah that was some of the most idiotic shit I’ve ever seen.
Person 1: Colin moment!
When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.
Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!