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1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.
Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.
When you add a little salt around the rim before giving/receiving a rim job, akin to a margarita glass.
Dan was a little dehydrated after giving Matt a Pacific Rim Job, so Matt offered him a glass of Powerade to quench his thirst.
When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good
Mmmmm....Thats good
Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.
Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.
Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.
Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.
The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
Is it true you broke up with your GF?
Had to brah, she was a total dump job.