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YOU DONT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT ANYTHING
James- THE WORLD SUCKS YOU NOTHING MATTERS
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something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!
i love sucking his dick <3
Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad
you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?