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Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

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Dick pit

The area where the dick nestles into the balls, thus creating a pit.

"Dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven't cleaned my dick pit in awhile."

by CJay Kilpatrick June 24, 2008

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dick army

any number of multiple dicks joined together towards a primary objective, ie a femal orface

She looks beat.... She is, last night she took a dick army on abet

by probie56 February 22, 2011

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Dick Measurer

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

by The Reverend McCready October 5, 2008

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Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

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dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 14, 2002

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dick pic

A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.

TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)

Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.

by LazyHedgehog96 December 12, 2013

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