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Fuck My Life

Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.

The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.

She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.

by radar180 December 10, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Love of your life

The love that never separates from your soul. Not after change, heart aches, or even time. The memory of your time together warms your heart & even when its over you still remember it as one of the best times of your life. It reminds you of adventure and magic. Its the love that forever changed you as a person. Now this is often mistaken for a soul mate ,but often that is far from the truth. People Come & go in your life to lead you to where you need to go. To find your Soul Mate, & your own peace with the world

I might be the Love of your life just not my soul mate.

by Kitty forman October 18, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


JAM YOUR LIFE!

Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...

Saarah: 'at precisely what time should i meet you?'

Samee: 'can you just jam your life!'

by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Half Life 2

What cow shit is to roses.

Dude, HL2 was a huge dissapointment.

by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

308๐Ÿ‘ 460๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eight Life Crisis

Where individuals aged 10-17 have a "life crisis" only, not.
Usually take up smoking,drugs,drinking, self-injury or become bisexual.

Billy: "My world is falling apart"

by Kimmy Booth July 18, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jaws of life

almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass

i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite

by nwo447 February 10, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


get your life

have fun; act crazy. wilin' out. crunk

1) I was getting "my life" when that song came on.
2) "If you came to "get your life," tear the fuckin' club up."

by RockDaNew February 13, 2008

212๐Ÿ‘ 330๐Ÿ‘Ž