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An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.
Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.
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English phrase in an undesirable situation often used in resignation or denial. Translates as the American goddammit or fuck this. Common in Belfast as "game of soldiers" but in England is interchangeable with "Bugger this for a lark".
Ed:Let's set fire to the toilet!
Ian:Fuck off!
Ed:Go on! No one'll know.
Ian:Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
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The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.
The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.
In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.
Here are the positions:
1. "The Flash And Go"
The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.
2. "The Brain"
Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.
3. "The Bat Wing"
This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.
4. "The Goat"
What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.
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A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.
The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit
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When your terribly bored so you go on urban dictionary.
The point of this game is to press the random button and read the definitions till you reach one that is sexual in anyway.
(Doesn't include insults or hotness)
If one is sexual then you must go back to the UrbanDictionary homepage and start again.
Points are counted for how many definitions you get before a sexual ones comes along.
'Im so bored....Lets play the Urban Dictionary Game.'
*go to UD*
*click random*
1.Puppy- cute fuzzy bundle of fuz
2.Black- a race
3.Using the banana- to have sex
"shii-"
*click homepage button*
*click random*
REPEAT
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A game, usually in basketball, that starts spontaneously by a group of random people or with friends. There aren't any refs or officiating, and the calls are all on the players, which can get a little unfair and annoying depending on who you play with. The players pick the teams and rules.
*Jack and John shooting around at the court, while Guy 1 and Guy 2 are doing the same on another court*
Jack- Hey, you think we can take those two guys? Let have a 2-on-2 pick-up game with them.
John- I dunno, Guy 1 is 7 feet muscular and black, and Guy 2 is fat, hairy, sweaty, and shirtless. I better not post him up.
Jack- alright then, I call Guy 1, and you'll got Guy 2. We're going up to 21, win by 2, make it take it.
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An entertainment device used to mess up childrens brains, school efforts, and or social efforts. usualy around the ages from 7-18 are the ones affected greatly.
Mom:"why are you failing art?! its the easiest thing possible!"
Kid:"I dont know blame video games thats what realy fucked me up!"
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