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American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 8, 2022


john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

yo did you see john booker routledge??”

yeah bro he fine ash

by xotwod.forever March 12, 2022


Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021


John Cabot Academy

A school that was once a chill, well kept school that changed into a shithouse of fights, couples and young smokers

John Cabot Academy is a school I wouldn’t go to again

by YouTube - myntism October 16, 2019


pulling a John Babi

straight up leaving for no explanation, like a dad getting milk

Guy 1: yo what happened to guy 3?
Guy 2: guy 3 is pulling a John Babi

by ParlseyIsQueer87 February 9, 2022


Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021


John Leinn Patrick

He is the best boy that I've ever had. He always make me smile even though we alwayd fought. He love me even though I am makulit hehehe how I wish he will be my last. This is for you Baby Happy 3rd Anniversary!! More anniversary to come for us Iloveyou always my neg!

John Leinn Patrick always protect you no matter what.

by KillaDoychie June 7, 2021